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Issue #2 · A Bazaar of Shiny Things story

The Locked Cashbox

A café owner is dazzled by a glittering all-in-one platform — then can't get her own data back out.

1

The Bazaar of Shiny Things. Every stall glitters. Every demo solves everything in ninety seconds.

The Mundane

Sign here, friend. Discount ends Friday. Don't read that part — it's boring.

2

Two years later, Dev wanted to switch. The Cashbox had other plans.

IP Bot, confused
Dev, who owns a corner café

I just want to export my customers and recipes. Why is there no button?

The Mundane

There's never a button.

CLUNK.
3

Captain Marisol's voice came in over the harbor radio.

Capt. Marisol

Ahoy, Dev. Before you ever buy again, ask the seven questions. The first one that matters here: can you get your data out, yourself, in a usable format? Test it before you trust it.

4

IP Bot found a documented export buried three menus deep — and a plan to leave.

IP Bot at the keyboard
IP Bot

Own your domain. Own your data. Insist on standard formats and an exit path. A tool you can't leave isn't a tool — it's a cage.

CLICK!
5

Dev migrated in a weekend. The Cashbox stayed locked — but she had the key copy.

Capt. Marisol

Buy on purpose, captain. Count the three-year cost, not the sticker. Now go reach your pitch.

The lesson

Demos dazzle; contracts trap. Before you buy, run the seven questions — and make sure you can export your own data and walk away.

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